So I buy these great looking shoes for a thousand rupees, go to R and ask him, machan epdi iruku pudhu shoe?
R: Hmm, nalla iruku da. Thousand rupees eh? Last week, me and my friend bought two shoes very similar to this. Mothama seythu thousand dhaan achu.
Me (Crestfallen): Oh ok.
Seriously what is with people who always belittle other people’s deal finding ability? Where is the fun in saying ‘oh you think you got a good deal? Guess what, your deal sucks! I got a better one’?
I call people who do this Smuggles. Thats like Muggles from Harry Potter, but the word is based on ‘smug’. A conversation between a normal person and a smuggle could be like this.
Normal Person:Hey check this out! I got this for free!
Smuggle: Oh free huh? The company actually paid me money to take a couple of these last week!
Normal Person (thinking): How would this guy look with a twisted neck?
I hate Smuggles.