Lingusamy Producer kitta kadhai solraaru..
Lingusamy: Saar padam oru thulichalaana ilaignana pathi. Edhukum bayapada maataan, tenshun aaga maataan.. Opening scene saar, rendu kozhi saar, apdiye fasta stylea oru kozhi innoru kozhiya nokki nadandhu varudhu saar..
Producer: Yo, kozhi enna superstara? Sonna udaney style vara?
Lingusamy: Saar nejamaana kozhi illa saar, fulla graphics panrom..apdiye rendu kozhium meet pannudhu saar, semma cockfightu saar, orey feather flying saar.. apdiye feather parakka solla screeney karuppa aidudh..apdiye titlea podrom! Epdi saar opening?
Producer: Vithyaasama thaan iruku..
If you thought that was a figment of my imagination, think again. That, my dear readers, is how the movie Sandakozhi actually begins. If you are looking for a review, I am not going to waste any more space on my blog writing about bullshit like this.